Ralickwort

Ralickwort, the Greyish Witch

About My Character

Background

Ralickwort "Wyrdbyrd" Plumfinkel the Splendid doesn't like to think too much of his childhood. Not because it was bad, but just because it was boring. The middle child of five in a typical gnomish family in Happy Valley, his parents were and are artisans, making the most of their pretty mundane alchemy abilities. Dull as dishwater. But this little gnome always knew how to have fun - and how to make more than a little mischief.

This little chap was bullied as a child, mostly for talking to animals rather than people, but somehow he'd found out that aniamls tended to be, well, more interesting than people did. Strange that they sometimes spoke back to him, but he never saw that as particularly unusual. The whole experience annoyed him more than scarred him, but it did teach him how to fight properly.

This did come to the attention of one of the denizens of Happy Valley, an old woman who gave the pretense of being a great fortune teller. Well, she wasn't. Nothing more than a charlatan, really - but Ralickwort did have to break into her house and steal her totally mundane charms to work this out. Naturally he felt nothing bad at all about doing this, despite the awful gossip.

Then Ralickwort became totally obsessed with bettering the Seer. Instead of following his parents' footsteps and becoming an alchemist, he listened more to the animals around him, including one particular fox, who taught him some of the mysteries of the Arcane. Ultimately he realised that he was pretty good at these little tricks and cantrips. True, it meant he ended up following Deimos, not a god typically associated with the gnomes of Alexandria, but it also gave him some powers that made the neighbours stare.

Despite the protestations of his parents, he moved out of the family home when he was only 40 years old. Very young. He decided to set himself up as a friendly witchdoctor, arcane troubleshooter, part-time alchemist, full-time trickster, trying to help people from Happy Valley and beyond with whatever problems they could think to lob at him.

Description

Crafting

Ralickwort crafts arcane scrolls and potions, with plans to start making wands, rods and staves in the future. Spells are from the witch spell list, with additional spells from the trickery patron. See the below table for sample items.

Everything is crafted at cost, i.e. at 50% of market value! Donations are welcome, and will be invested in more spells.

RPs encouraged, but my time zone (GMT) makes this tricky, so it's not mandatory.

@mail me, or find me in NAT20, to discuss.

Sample Items

Work in Progress.

Sample crafting items

Name	Cost	Description
Magick Indelible Ink	12 gp 5 sp	Oil; Arcane Mark; CL1
Bright Spark's Brew	12 gp 5 sp	Potion; Guidance; CL 1
Glow-you-like	12 gp 5 sp	Oil; Light; CL 1

Gnat

Roleplay Hooks

• Crafting: Ralickwort makes potions and scrolls of arcane (witch and trickery patron) spells. Come visit his workshop and put in your order.
• Rag-and-bone man: To bolster his income, Ralickwort sells all sorts of mundane stuff. Children's dolls, teething powders and lavender bags a specialty. Ask on-grid!
• Helping Folks: Whilst a bit of a trickster, Ralickwort really just likes to help people. Come to him with your woes, and leave with other, weirder, woes.