Rumor Archives - The Cannibal Queen

End Cannibal Queen Arc

Tariday, Quintoos 26, 1015

Damage Report

With the City-wide efforts leading to the expulsion of the Cannibal Queen, there is also a lot of damage. According to authorities, the damage report for the city of Alexandria is as follows:

Temple Square: The roof of the Temple of Tarien has been /blown off/. It is now roofless. Most of the windows in the temple district have been shattered. There is a giant hole on the side, a lucht-sized dent in the dome, as well as previous damage, to the Temple of Daeus.

Riverfront: The riverfront district bears a /lot/ of damage. A gret deal of fighting went on down there that ended with a gret deluge of water flooding the distrct, though briefly. The docks suffered significant damage and will take a great deal of time to repair.

City-wide: The mana lights are all having to be replaced, bit by bit. It won't take too terribly long, but the city is going to be darker than usual for a while.

Bank: The bank of Alexandria suffered not one, but /two/ assaults. The second one was more damaging than the first and explosives cracked a bank vault. Unsurprisingly, the bank is now under extremely heavy guard.

Goblintown: Goblintown is recovering from its riots and panics nicely. Since most of the buildings there are rather ramshackle, they've been deconstructed and reconstructed in record time. Artifice helps, too.

City Defenses: A section of the norhtern wall, close to the western edge, was apparently disintegrated by a now slain creature, but barricades and guards have been placed at this brach until such time as members from the appropriate guilds can devise a strategy to patch the hole in the walls.

...There are probably some damages I am not including here, but these are the ones I was able to gather together! If I'm forgetting something, let me know and I'll add it in! - Whirl

Variday, Quintoos 25, 1015

The End of the Queen

Late on the second day of the Exorcism, the ritual completed.

In doing so, it literally exploded just about every window in the Temple District, every window, especially on the Temple of Tarien, and literally blew the roof off said temple. Turns out that exorcism was being held in there -- and now it is done. At last. Between Kulthian machines, evil doppelgangers, and the Queen's own infected minions, the cost was high and dozens have been left dead, and that's not even getting into the other events of the day. The bank robbery, a rumored trip by agents of Alexandria to Merkabah, undead still loose in the city, the creation of something called 'The Blood Golem' and much, much more.

There were threts large and small, but all of them, one after the other, was confronted and defeated by heroes worthy of the city of Alexandria.

The City Council has issued an edict that for the next week there will be a time of mourning and celebration. Mourning those who were lost, but celebrating what was saved. The Vardamans will be very busy.

Quintoos 11, 1015

Variday, The Exorcism: Day One Completion

The day started off well enough. Though the air was tense, nothing occurred of any real import until the closing hours of the day.

The barricades around the Temple of Daeus were completed and soldiers and adventurers of the Explorer's Guild -- mercenaries really -- were assigned to watch over the Temple district. Others were assigned to the docks, anticipating the arrival of an attack force of vengeful Sahuagin who were no doubt incensed over the destruction of their underwater home by the Planar Disjunction Cannon (better known as the spell cannon).

As all these preperations were under way, preperations of another sort were beginning. The guards, early in the day, had heard whispers that there was going to be some kind of plan enacted by a local criminal. They dispatched a team of savvy individuals to arrest him. Tracking him down, they found out that he was planning to attack the Bank of Alexandria, taking advantage of the Guard's distraction and thin stretchedness. His plan was foiled and the criminal slain by a team of adventurers, though not without great difficulty. The bank robbery was foiled and the stolen loot returned, but for that which was given to the heroes for foiling the plan.

As night fell, several explosions rocked the city.

The first were at a building in the lower trade district. There, an explosion blew out the top floor of a building. Witnesses report several adventurers leaping from the window shortly thereafter. It was followed by a couple of secondary explosions from within the building. There is no official comment on the operation at this time, but the fires were quickly brought under control by civilians and guardsmen working hand in hand to contain the damage.

More explosions rocked the city, though, as the attack on Alexandria got truly underway. In the Temple District, an explosion blew open a hole in the temple of Daeus' side. Witnesses report that the Guards were confronted with bombers mind-controlled to blow themselves up on the premises. As this happened, cylinders began raining from the sky in a manner not seen since the days of the Illuminated Order war years ago, spitting out faux-Kulthian horrors all over the city -- though thankfully nowhere near as sophisticated as those used by the Illuminated Order. The heart of the attack, and the greatest number of these, was at the Temple District. There, the paladins of the various faiths and their clerics, along wiht numerous heroes, battled valiantly to contain the threat and drive it back so that the ritual wouldn't be interrupted. Only the Tarienites were absent, apparently enmeshed into an on-going party that doesn't seem to have stopped to this hour.

While the 'Kulthian' attacks seem to've petered out, that wasn't the end of the night's drama.

First, there was an alarm sounded at the Castellum. Apparently, something went terribly wrong there. Rumors say that the guard had briefly lost track of the location of several Council Members. A couple hours later, the all clear was given and everyone was assured by city officials that nothing had happened. A mistaken, false alarm. Those skeptical of this whisper that inside sources indicate some sort of demonic attack had taken place and that Lady Rawyn was kidnapped. An edict issued by her countering this rumor came not long after.

As the night continued, the expected Sahuagin attack came. Hordes of the angry fishmen swarmed the docks, setting several warehouses a blaze. The guard put their plan into effect and destroyed the undersea tunnels that were being used by them to funnel troops close to Alexandria without leaving them exposed to coastal defenses. Several adventurers took part in the battle, making a heroic stand that saved countless lives here as well.

While Alexandria is still in peril, the hard fought victories on the first day of the Exorcism show that their resolve is unshakeable. They are united in their desire to defeat the Queen and the agents of her discord will not stop them.

Variday, Quintoos 04, 1015

Attack on West Gate

Last last night, sounds of battle could be heard from the west gate of Alexandria, as well as a few late alarms. The rumor, is that something putrid attacked the gate, parents using booger slinging children to attack people guarding the gate. The rumor also states that the wall was partially brought down by vines. The upper wall is missing, but the lower sections and the surrounding areas are fine, however the wall has been charred by fire, with the vines have been burned away.

OOC: Those who wish to inquire should speak to Kilian, Deril, Kiroth, Holdan, Fishbelly, Caris, or Raethon for details.

Variday, Rhaltaas 28, 1015

Guards, guards everywhere

The city is on lockdown.

Sort of.

There are city watchmen /everywhere/. Everyone has been called onto duty, and the Guild of Explorers is assisting in the effort. There are patrols around every corner, it'd seem. Hell, they're even in goblintown, which is causing some tension with the local goblin and Arvek Nar militia.

In other words: the city seems quite ready for /anything/.

Eliday, Rhaltaas 27, 1015

Lights Out

Every light in the city of Alexandria -- that is to say, every mana based lamp or torch that lights public areas, has now gone out. City officials claim that it's merely a technical issue, but it's proximity to the impending 'exorcism' of the Azure Queen can't be any coincidence.

Regardless, they're /out/ and nobody knows when they'll be working again.

Eliday, Rhaltaas 20, 1015

An Installation at the Fernwood

A marvel!

A catastrophe!

A...a...unique and wondrous gift to the people of Alexandros!

Rumors fly as wildly as opinions. In the midst of the cloud hanging over the City...one of the Khazad trading companies (who are even now working to re-establish pre-Mist trade routes all over the world) has bequeathed the loan of a grand instrument to the people of Alexandros.

The Harp of the Undermountain, it is declared, is a marvel of not only performance but of khazad craftsmanship. As most harps are small so that they may be carried, the Harp the sponsor boasts, is as large as three khazadi side by side.

The sildanyari, who are traditionally known for their fine harps and similar instruments, have near universally expressed their...doubt.

Among certain circles, reactions range from doubt to disbelief to a...guarded interest.

Nevertheless, the Masterbuilder-based company, By My Beardstrings, is set to reveal its creation within the week. An installation within the reknowned Fernwood Pub. A number of performances, they say, are scheduled soon after.

Eliday, Rhaltaas 20, 1015

Temple of Daeus Barricades

Additional barricades are being erected around the Temple of Daeus, and additional guards have been placed about it. It would appear that the Temple is taking great lengths to secure itself from any potential violence. No doubt this has something to do with rumored ritual that is to come.

Tariday, Rhaltaas 08, 1015

The Collection is Complete

Rumors are flittering out of the Temples that the collection of holy objects is now complete. One imagines it's only a matter of time before they're put to use. Their location is unknown for security reasons, of course, but just as one can imagine that they'll be soon used, one can also imagine that 'secure' only means that nobody has tried to steal them.

Yet.

The air of tension in the city continues exhaustively, but due to the efforts of the adventurers and the city guard, things are still stable.

For now.

Visitors to the Dragon and it's Knight

Recently, two separate individuals -- one woman and one armored knight, were seen being seen at separate times heading off to the nearby ruined fort where the Dragon and it's Knight are said to be making their home during their visit to Alexandria. People are speculating as to what role they might play in events going forward, especially with regards to the so-called 'Exorcism' of the 'Azure Queen'.

Tariday, Rhaltaas 08, 1015

Fizzleton's Circus of Marvels!

The gobber-run circle known as Master Fizzleton's Circus of Wonders is in town!

It isn't set up yet, because rumor has it that Master Fizzleton just led an expedition to the fabled Isle of the Gargantua, and came back with a magnificent beast to display at the circus once they're ready to show their marvels to the sight-seers of Alexandria.

The usual protests by druids have begun outside their camp beyond the city walls.

Variday, Daeshen 30, 1015

Ableskein Asylum Burns

Terrible news comes back to Alexandria. Dozens of inmates sent to the once well-reputed Ableskein Asylum Home are now dead. Families grieve and search for answers as to what befell them, but all the surviving management can manage is broken accounts of terrible nightmares and waking to a house broken by the Azure Queen. Many former patients are being returned to their families and the care of the Althean church when that is not an option. The survivors are all shaken, and it will be some time before they feel safe enough to speak of their experiences. The Asylum itself is barred to all entry and being investigated by the Altheans and Alexandrian Constabulary. All that's known is that Jibbom and a few others were recently there on suspicious business, and much of the interior of the building itself is blackened and burned out.

Variday, Daeshen 30, 1015

Food Additives

Rumors of a commotion at the Ox this evening circulate. What exactly it was is unclear, though the words 'infestation' and 'that place!' are overheard.

Well.

It's the Ox, right?

OOC: Speak with Ulharilti Wiivai, Mel, Zalara, or Mikilos for details!

Ceriday, Daeshen 28, 1015

A light in the night

In the early twilight hours of the morning, a great beam of energy streaks from the Red Ridge Mountains out into the open sea. There is a great commotion and giant waves crash against the cliffs of Alexandria. The Tornmawr will be running high for several days.

The spell cannon has been fired.

Rumors from the North

Bludgun is an isolationist nation.

It's been one since the end of the Sendor War and the vanishing of King Harshtone. Now ruled by the largely mysterious ====Council of the Fireborn====, they====ve largely closed their borders but to traders who====ve worked out arrangements for the deliveries of desperately needed goods. Now those same traders are reporting that Bludgun seems to be engaged in some kind of fortification effort along its north border.

Of course, this fortification effort should come as no surprise, as its northern border is the one they share with the fallen nation of Dragonier. While not the first such effort, this latest one is said to be the most extensive effort at walling the giant-lead kingdom off from the danger that Heth and its minions represent. Of course, it also serves to keep those still continuing the struggle against Heth and other refugees out as well.

Eliday, Daeshen 15, 1015

Pilgrims Again

Once more, the trek to the holy Eidolon Court is open to pilgrims who wish to go and hear the Hymn of Creation. The first such group returned this evening, though many of those who went looked more subdued and concerned than one would expect on such a joyous occasion.

Soon thereafter, rumors begin to surface about some kind of divine vision having been witnessed by some of the pilgrims there, where they were warned about the 'the children of the first born' and how they will 'rise'.

As if Alexandria needed /more/ to worry about while it untangles the thorny problem of the Azure Queen and her influence.

Korday, Daeshen 12, 1015

A Queen's Ransom

Returning gloriously from the mountains is an expedition that uncovered what appears to be one of the largest treasure troves of art recovered from the Sorceress Wars in at least several years.

The art in question, found by an expedition lead by two treasure hunters, Maxwell Saymoore and Selma Blayworth, were hot on the trail of merely one magical item, a lyre constructed by an elven bard seven centuries ago with exquisite skill, when they soon learned that they might be on the trail of something much more valuable.

"We're very proud of this accomplishment. We couldn't have done it without working together from beginning to end," Maxwell is said to have noted.

The art is now being housed in various city storehouses under lock and key until artistic evaluators, Ceinarans, Reosians, and more have had the chance to look at it. An effort will be made to return the art to its proper owners or their inheritors.

This may prove problematic, however, and disputes over appropriate succession are likely to arise.

OOC: Talk to Zippo, Jensine, Jex, Kojot, Kravar, Millicent, Gwendolyn for information.

Gilday, Daeshen 11, 1015

General Bloodeyes Appears

The village of Vandran, not far outside the gates of Alexandria, was recently "taken hostage" by a chieftain from Bludgun! In truth he was here seeing about opening trade relations with some unknown guild through a human middle-man named "Mr. Shram". General Bloodeyes, a huge ogre, and his gang set up outside of Alexandria and "convinced" many traveling merchants to come and caiter to them before soldiers from the city could establish proper detours.

A group of adventurers made their way to the camp and learned that General Bloodeyes was going to judge Alexandria's worth for trade based entirely on the stories and performances of that group of adventurers, and that once he had had his fill of entertainment he planned to leave. Not entirely prepared for the task, the adventurers made a wide range of performances, though General Bloodeyes seemed most interested in the storytelling (even if some of the stories were a bit far-fetched).

Satisfied with the performances, General Bloodeyes agreed to open a trade route to Alexandria, and both he and his men were gone by dawn the next morning. In the end, trade was momentarily disrupted and the village of Vandran will not be quick to forget the stressful visit, but things turned out well enough.

Tariday, Daeshen 10, 1015

Word Spreads

Word spreads rapidly through the city of Alexandria that one of the few remaining Dragon Knights of the lost nation of Dragonier is en route to Alexandria. The Dragon Knights were an esteemed order in their heyday, a glorious organization that kept the borders of Dragonier safe and brought justice to the world. Many a time they reached out to help Alexandria in its time of need, up to and including the Sendor War whose conclusion catapulted Alexandria into 'the mists' for five long years... at least to everyone who wasn't in Alexandria.

During Alexandria's sojourn into the Mists, the Dragon Knights extended their influence into the greater world once more to try to balance delicate political forces, most notably in incinerating a warlord of Dran who refused to take heed of their warnings during a period of expansion and aggression by its war-like people. Busy putting out fires all over hte world, they were ill-equipped when Heth rose and struck down the great golden dragon who ruled the ancient nation and murdered many other slumbering dragons. Though the Dragon Knights fought valiantly to save their country, they were no match for Heth and their final ill-fated charge against the great beast is commemorated in the now famous Bardic Song 'The Last Flight Of the Dragon Knights' by Peville Arborni of the Mythwood.

It is, perhaps, ill-named. After all, there a few dragon knights left. But what purpose could bring one to Alexandria? Rumors indicate that he aims to speak with several adventurers about recent events in Dragonier they were witness to.

The Azure Queen

More of a malevolent entity than a tangible force, the so-called Azure Queen has been an urban legend for some time. Often associated with acts of cannibals (hence her so-called title of 'Queen of the Cannibals', the Azure Queen is at the heart of many of the troubles that plague Alexandria as of late and it has been learned that she is an all too real force for evil even if her nature remains unknown.

Evidence of her influence can be seen all around as conflicts go worse, pushing families and neighbors into fighting each other over increasingly petty things, business owners devour their own coffers in greed, and merchants hoard their stocks, but there is always a very real, /root/ problem that it stems from. She just seems to make a bad thing /worse/.

Then there are those more directly afflicted -- actual men who've turned to the practice of cannibalism, claiming to follow 'the lady in blue' and her path. Once such cannibal was hanged after being caught and shouted about how she was 'coming'. Since then, indeed, things have steadily increased in tension all about the city.

The Churches of Alexandria have declared a plan to exorcise her spirit and purge the region of her taint. Adventurers from Alexandria have been dispatched across the land, hunting down the holy relics necessary for this act. In the meantime, other methods of battling her, and stemming the tide of her influence, continue to be explored.

Eliday, Daeshen 08, 1015

Fires in Goblintown

Recently, a firebroke out in the central Goblintown district. It was quickly doused through fast-acting explorer's guild members along with local Goblintown militia. The explorer's guild and militia were apparently on hand to arrest a wanted fugitive.

More strangely, however, are reports of azure-hued goblins that attacked the adventurers, a worrying sign that the madness of the so-calld 'Cannibal Queen' might've spread into Goblintown itself.

Ceriday, Daeshen 28, 1015

The Death of Teakettle

An announcement is posted all over the city, announcing the death of Captain Teakettle in a major operation to end the pirate threat to Alexandria's shipping and trade. Teakettle, notorious for his stack on Alexandria by slipping up the Tornmawr in a submersible, is a known cannibal and thought to be a mad man in the service of the Azure Queen. The lucht Pirate's head, taken in battle, is now mounted on a spike near the gates of the Castellum for all to see.

In addition, it is announced that the spell cannon has been used to destroy a major threat to Alexandria. Recently, numerous adventurers hunting for Teakettle's base found a Sahuagin military base beneath he sea where they were gathering some sort of army and conducting dark rituals to their God. The Spell Cannon has been used to annihilate this base and to remove the threat of the Sahuagin from the city's side -- or so it is claimed. Many speculate the spell cannon was used as a show of force to ensure other nations that Alexandria's defenses are secure. Open debate on this matter, and the use of such Kulthian technology by the city government, has spurred many arguments already.

That said, all of it, Teakettle is dead and the back of the pirate operations broken. All that's left now is to dispel the spirit of the Azure Queen, if such a thing is truly possible.

Eliday, Daeshen 08, 1015

The Cannon Moves

Today, the great turret of the Planar Disjunction Cannon, sitting in the Red Ridge Mountains, turned and now faces out over Alexandria -- aimed towards the sea.

Korday, Callem 22, 1015

An End To Wasps

Reports from the Mythwood Wardens indicate that the threat from the felwood wasps has been contained. A group of adventures recently stormed the nest and put an end to its taint! The injured wardens are finally beginning to recover and the peril the villages outlying to Alexandria were in has now been dealt with. One more situation dealt with.

(Thanks to Rogun, Sebropert, Ferawyn, Elgin, Eligar and Brom! Especially to Sebropert for taking point on organizing and getting this IC situation handled and everyone else who contributed to this. Also, big thanks to Lahar for tackling the storyline in the first place!)

Variday, Callem 19, 1015

Forest Fire

Travellers are reporting that a forest fire is still burning north of Alexandria -- laying closer to the Mythwood than to Alexandria proper. Rumor is it was started by a sorcerer -- a sorcerer who is untrained and now in the care of the Mythwood Wardens. Another example, some elves say, of humans failing to keep their magical house in order.

Korday, Callem 15, 1015

Sildanyari Dance Party?

From an article in this week's Alexandrian Tribune...

"I am unclear what precisely was being celebrated by the Sildanyari of the city today but a procession was seen prancing and dancing in fine form through the markets and warehouse district. This reporter has never seen anything like it though I am a bit concerned about their choice of footwear. Still, one never knows with Sildanyar--they are a touchy folk. Still, it is always wonderful to see individuals fully embracing their cultural heritage so this reporter says Prance on!"

Tariday, Callem 6, 1015

Settlings

Efforts proceed to banish the so-called 'spirit of the Azure Queen, with groups of adventurers being sent far and wide to gather 'holy relics' for the various churches that will be participating the ritual. Some are said to have been returned already, but the churches and the government are refusing to issue any confirmations for security reasons.

More of ALexandrian's militia have been deployed to the city streets to assist the Watch. While they are taking a back seat, technically, to the City Watch's authority, some tensions are becoming visible between the two organizations.

A group of Dragonieri refugees were recently called to the Castellum to speak of the horrors witnessed during the fall of the kingdom to the dragon known as 'Heth'. After this meeting, the newly functional and restored Planar Disjunction Cannon that lays within the Red Ridge Mountains, more commonly referred to as the 'Spell Cannon' had its turret rotated to the north, where it has remained since.

The Alexandrian Navy continues its efforts to hunt the Lucht Suil pirate, Captain Teakettle, and has reported to the populace that it is closing in on him and will soon put an end to his threat. 'He will serve as a warning to all who choose the path of piracy'.

With the reduction in patrols outside of Alexandria, due to the forces being called to the city itself, banditry is becoming increasingly prevalent along the roads into and out of Alexandria, not to mention the increased threat from dangerous monsters that are still a problem in the region. Armed bands of Alexandrian advenrurers have been dispatched to quell the problems, but until regular patrols can be resumed and tension in the city itself decrease, it will remain a problem.

Korday Aestry 11, 1015

The Hunt for Teakettle

Word spreads from the river folk and wandering lucht that the popular River's Rest Inn, located not too far from Alexandria, has been a hub of madness. A group sent to investigate the whereabouts of the elusive pirates in their Kulthian submersible stumbled upon a cult of crazed maneaters. Shockingly, it was not ogres or other savages who had seized control of the locale, but man eating man as the stories go. St-eww seems to be the phrase of the day. The authorities and clergy are looking into the matter, because the inn's shrine to Rada has been desecrated and several questions remain unanswered.

(Kojot, Remethaer, Kilian, Thorarna, Brom, Solace, Niama, and Zaxx are to blame. Talk to them first if curious. :))===Thu Aestry 11===

Tariday Aestry 02, 1015

Pirates Raid Alexandria

It had been a beautiful day along the banks of the Tornmawr, but it quickly became a spectable. The Alexandrian river patrol had captured the infamous Captain Yuvan, a halfling pirate who had been pillaging the shores of the region, and others, for many years. He apparently surrendered outright to the navy without even a fight, and asked only to make a statement in Alexandria. While details vary on the exact nature of that statement, it would appear that not all pirates were so eager to let him get out of the business.

As the pirate crew moored their ship and was manacled on the docks, a second pirate ship -- some sort of iron submersible vehicle -- emerged from the water and opened fire on the Alexandrian vessels with mounted magitech cannons. Fire was exchanged between both of them as the iron ship rammed the docks and spilled forth a squadron of pirates, intent on preserving their secrets and inflicting casualties upon the Alexandrian people.

A fierce battled ensued and the pirates were eventually driven back before they could capture Captain Yuvan and most of his men. The Alexandrian navy has vowed retribution for the attack and the Ruling Councuil has indicated that no stone will be left unturned in their pursuit, while merchants whose business lies along the Tornmawr already whisper fearfully about what they could possibly do to protect themselves from this vessel and make plans for airship or travel by land until the situation is 'resolved'.

Where did this metal ship come from? Will it attempt to raid the city again? Or will the Alexandrian navy adn its allies destroy it before it can strike? Only time will tell.

Brief Festival

A brief event of some sort broke out without warning in the marketplace this afternoon. Dozens of children swarmed the area, singing songs and offering good cheer to the merchants of the area. Wizardly entertainments were present, and at least one magical lion ride. The children are apparently members of a new club sweeping the youth of the city, promoting inspiration and good cheer. Members can be seen wearing copper braclets, reading an enigmatic 'WWJD?'

A brief scuffle broke out shortly after the festival between children promoting a halfling leader, and others loyal to a gnomish one. Reports of a third group wearing tunics of 'WWSvID?' are unconfirmed.

Tariday Firetide 18, 1015

Spell Cannon, Reclaimed!

Today, the Council of Alexandria announced that they have officially reclaimed the Spell Cannon complex with the aid of members of the Explorer's Guild. In a combined Alexandrian/Myrrish operation, the Planar Disjunction Cannon (the spell cannon for shirt) which was once fired upon the Eidolon Court by the Blasphemer, Augustus Alexandroa, and upon the floating Fortress City of Merkabah, during the Illuminated Order War, vis to be brought back online to protect the city from any threats -- such as the the threat of Heth from Dragonier, or of Charn's armies. Myrrish and ALexandrian technical expertise is presently working together to ascertain how much damage was done during its years of dormancy under a spell of petrification, rendering it unusable until now, but the Council assures all that the cannon, and authority upon its use, are solely in Alexandrian hands.

Tariday Firetide 11, 1015

Mab Ranting

Rumors abound through the goblin population of Alexandria that Mab Smottle has been banned from Ma Rosie's Gambling Hall, after going on a bizarre and entirely unprovoked(?!) rant against artificery and artificers. Although the details of the rumors vary significantly (sometimes involving a generously-hipped elf laughing herself sick), the fact is that Mab was dragged out of the hall and dumped in a horse trough. This has not helped Mab's standing amongst other goblins at all, and she is apparently said to be steaming mad about it. Or at least having to steam her clothes. Rumors are hard.

Gilday Jun 19

Blue-Tinged Xorns

While the spell cannon has been reclaimed, it has not been without consequence. The elements are still not completely settled by the formerly petrified cannon and there are rumors of strange, blue tinged creatures lurking in the mountains still. These reports are being taken seriously and these creatures ar being actively hunted.

(Bonus points for any PRP which involves hunting 'Maddened, blue tinged Xorns'. )

Variday Firetide 10, 1015

Swarm Tactics

Merchants and travelers passing through Vadran village speak of a large ebony Sith'Makar and his red-headed companion collecting a team to voyage into the dark recesses of the Felwood. The wood is angry, and forces beyond its control need to be quelled. A call has been put out to friends of the wood, and friends of Vadran to find the source of the giant wasp menace and bring it to a halt.

OOC- For those that have been participating in the Vadran village plots, and/or would like to RP or help in adventures within give Sebropert or Ferawyn a holler. We have four interested parties so far, but I want to try to get anyone who would like to be involved to come along. This will be a Whirl/Beaglefarts thing, and should be a lot of fun. Or our doom. Depends on how you interprete them giggling every time they mention it to me.

Dates - I am shooting to get this done in the next week or so, and it will probably be a two parter (Of course time is fluid, and it will get done when people are available). Right now we can't do the 13th or 14th, but most other days are open. Page or mail me with your availabilities, and we'll run it by our lovely GMs and see when they can do it. Until then we can RP to pass along information or discuss strategy.

Kesenday Firetide 07, 1015

A Village Saved

The tiny village of Borm, on the edge of the Red Ridge Mountains, was recently the scene of an operation by Guild of Explorer's members in the employ of the city of Alexandria. Borm was apparently subject to a maddened wizard gating in horrible flying-head monsters (no, really) which, rumors say, apparently had the ability to transform OTHER people into similar flying head monsters. (No! Really!)

The wizard has apparently been destroyed, but numerous flying head monsters (we're not joking here) are apparently on the loose in the countryside. A bounty has been placed on them (to some scoffing) and life is slowly returning to normal for the villagers left behind.

(In short, PRP fuel for anyone who wants to run a PRP where folks get to hunt down and murder Vargouilles. Those creepy things!)

Arena Champions

In the western edge of the city a clarion call of brass trumpets sounds...

...the call is picked up deeper in the city and then re-played onward and forward until the sound can be heard at every point within the city.

Within an hour a herald stands in every plaza,

"Hear Ye, Hear Ye,

Let it be known that on the 30th day of Hattan in the year of 1015 that the battle of Snowbarrow Pass did commence in the Great Arena of Alexandria. Know that the Champions of Thane Lofriek did battle the Royal Guard of the Lizard King Ghall-ka; And that upon this day, as was so in ages past, the Champions of Lofriek did defeat the forces of Ghall-ka and claim victory in Snowbarrow Pass.

Hear now the names of you Champions for this day is theirs!

Hunter Bromormodin Thundercleaver of Clan Stonesmasher

Sir Eligar, Knight of Peace

Gunnhilde Sturremsdottir, a Shield Maiden of Volstengrad

Artifice Archivist Jex

Nadara, Ower of so Many Debts to Rada, She's Not Even Kidding

Takholden Windsbreath, Adventurer from the Vast

Let no /Lawful Request/ made by these Champions go unconsidered by the /True/ citizens of Alexandria until the dawning of tomorrow!"

Gilday Firetide 5, 1015

From the Frozen North

The Chaos hasn't benefited most places...but the Arena isn't most. Its draw always the fire of adrenaline, it now boasts exotic warriors from exotic locales, as well as the pride of local heroes.

Other nations have taken notice.

A band of oruch from the High North descended of late on the City. They arrived astride great mammoths, these warriors-turned-merchant...and challenger. Though they've entered their own into the Arena in the form of mighty berserkers, they've also brought with them...

...goods to sell.

They travel under the dual auspices of Kor and Rada, bearing the banners of both...and the strength of the frozen north.

OOC Note: We'll be posting some goods for sale shortly. This is more to set the scene for their arrival, so please go ahead and include these unruly merchants, and warriors, in your RP or even PrPs!

From the Frozen North, pt 2

The oruch band from Stormgarde brings with them a number of items, even as their berserkers enter the Arena in full force. These are listed below. The prices are in gold. If an item does not have a number (such as 2x) in front of its name, assume there is only one of them to sell.

The Warlord's Maul (1635)

This great earthbreaker bears the symbols of Kor and the stain of many battles. It gets its name from a tale associated with it, that once it was forged, a great lightning struck from the sky and demolished the crafter's house. This earthbreaker, goes the story, was made to challenge even the elements.

For mechanical purposes, treat this as an Earthbreaker +1.

Flail of the Glacier (3038)

This heavy flail bears an unusual chill, and is said to have been forged against the vicious spirits of the north. Its make is heavier than most, and requires a mighty warrior to lift.

For mechanical purposes, treat this as a +1 cold iron, Dran flail.

0x Shaman's Mane (13,265)

This ancient and gnarled staff was made for the hands of a prominant oruch. It claims an ancestry among the Fire Reavers, though its last owner was not of that tribe. Its surface is hewn with symbols if fire and its color is the color of harshly-burnt ash. At the cap is the mane of a manticore, bound around the staff as a symbol of power and warrior-prestige.

For mechanical purposes treat this as a staff of fire.

1x Rings of the Full Belly (oldest is sold) (1750)

These rings are different: one is old, and one is new, though the merchant claims they serve the same purpose. They keep the bearer's stomach full in even the harshest of climates.

For mechanical purposes, treat this as a ring of sustenance.

3x Potions of the War God (210)

Drinking one of these elixers is said to confer great strength. The bottles are crafted from old glass, done in the style of ages ago, and likely used, re-used over time for different purpose and ceremony. They contain a strong, reddish liquid, and are marked with the symbols of Kor.

For mechanical purposes, treat these as potions of bull's strength.

The Knowledge of Shamans (varied)

One offering offering from Stormgarde comes in the knowledge of the oruchs' great shamans. Inscribed in hide, they offer the following:

1x Scroll of Bull's Strength (105)

2x Scrolls of Bear's Endurance (105)

1x Wand of Endure Elements (525)

1x Elixir of (Spirit's) Vision (175)

The Knowledge of Warriors (varied)

The final offering comes in the form of heavy, masterful weaponry and armor. Most of these are inscribed with images of Kor.

1x Adamantine Earthbreaker (2114)

1x Masterwork Heavy Flail (221)

1x Masterwork Tower Shield (126)

2x Masterwork Claws of the Oruch (228)

To purchase from the caravan, please send in a +request. Items are first come, first served. Sold items will be removed from the queue, or have a 0x placed in front of their name and become unavailable.

OOC: The caravan has since returned to the north!

Gilday Hattanan 29, 1015

Food Attacks!

Did you hear that a new restaurant, Grandma Good'um's Kitchen? It was supposed to open, a place that served exclusively to the members of the Explorer's Guild. Naturally the higher ups of the Explorer's Guild sent some new members with the promise of a free lunch. If they returned without food poisoning then they would have to try it. Tak, Temarie, Brom and Faiza braved accepted the assignment of a free lunch on the guild's dime. Turns out the food tried to eat them. They had to battle soup that wanted to drowned them, a fried roasted chicken that to cook them and mashed potatoes that were looking to well...mash them. The four were able to defeated the food and discovered that Grandma Good'um's Kitchen had an artifice oven that was summoning food from some pocket universe. The guards were called and Grandma's Good'um's Kitchen has been shut down pending investigation.

Tariday Hattanan 28, 1015

Blight Averted

Recently, a group of followers of the Green Word set out for a farm in the Heartland, sent there at the behest of the Alexandrian city government. Rumors indicate some kind of blight was located there and the crops themselves were swiftly burnt after initial explorations. At least one witness reports that someone was deliberately trying to start some kind of blight. City officials assure the populace, however, that Alexandria's food supply is adequate and safe and on target to beat expectations and last year's harvest.

(Thanks to Tatyannah, Mara, Elessa, Molkh and Brom for a fun scene. Those curious about what happened should RP with them. :))

Tariday Hattanan 21, 1015

Mad Wizard

A local wizard is said to've fallen to the Azure Queen's corruption. Sacrificing his own life in black ritual, he conjured a tainted aquatic monster that devoured him in turn and used his remains as a grisly nest for its eggs. The corpse is said to've been found in a warehouse on the western docks beneath an eerie message painted in blood.

(Thanks to Jinks for running this PRP!)

Heartland Upset

Message: 7/7 Posted Author Heartland Upset Tue May 21 LaGnar

Word spreads that three boys, sons of farmers near the village of Vadran, were slain when playing at what was supposed to be an abandoned farm. According to rumor, the farmer's scarecrow came 'alive' and killed them.

Adventurers investingating the report discovered a field of an unknown narcotic being grown and harvested by order of the Cannibal Queen. How much of the drug has reached various cities is unknown.

OOC: This scene was run by Folkmar, and is part of the Cannibal Queen meta-arc! Get in touch with Rogun, Ferawyn, Petyr, Tatyannah, or Tak to investigate!

Variday Hattanan 20, 1015

More Raids in the Countryside

Chaos spreads. Not the light kind seen around the crackling of the fire, the beautiful kind inherit in the growth of joy, warmth in the heart of an excited child...but the darker sort emergent from forces unknown.

The arvek nar are latecomers to Alexandros, a place often called the hub of the world. They settled here after an orderly fashion and have been solid contributors, and protectors of not only city life but the myriad farm communities that form this great nation's backbone.

This last week, a group of them went 'rogue', thieving cattle and bringing harm to communities already hurt by current and as yet still unknown forces. While a group of adventurers has brought the band to a halt, the damage is there.

There is some bright light. The arvek have developed a solid reputation for hard work. In some cases, the incident brought neighbors closer together. However, in others, it's brought to mind old rivalries and superstition.

OOC: This scene was run by Folknar and is part of the Cannibal Queen meta-arc! Contact Rogun, Elessa, and Sebropert ICly for details!

Local Heroes...Gone?

While the threat of the Arena shutting down has...shut down due to the intervention of the Society (lead by Alexandria's Mikilos Mithralla), it seems as though some of the local fighters are taking their leave. Not all of them, but enough "local names" to be noticed by fans and regulars alike.

There's never a complete lack, though. Supposedly, Arena officials are working to bring in outsiders to fill the gaps, which may lead to new names and new faces. Excitement, they say.

Still, a number of Alexandrians are sad to see familiar heroes go.

OOC: We could use some folks to run some "exotic fights" using some gladitorial teams from far-off locations, either as a participating sport with local PCs, or as a spectator event! If interested, please contact staff for details. :3

OOC2: We tend to award a little extra for tying into meta-arc plots. Shhh. X)

Tariday Hattanan 14, 1015

Arena Settlings

Recent efforts and hard work among local adventurers has impacted the violence in the Arena. A llyranesi of the Society, Mikilos Mithralla let the charge, then found himself joined by other willing hands, as Society crafters took to modifying Arena weapons, enchanting them and rendering them nonlethal for the time being.

"We're certain the fighters know what they're doing. With what's going around, though..."

"We're not taking chances."

The quotes came from a pair of arena judges, notable to all by their distinctive uniforms.

Those who work officially with the Arena expressed their thanks, and have enforced use of these new weapon types during most combats. As a result, violence has dropped, and more than one person noted a sort of 'sighing' sound when the weapons were brought into play.

...though that could have easily been the wind.

Korday, Hattanan 2, 1015

Intercity Theatrics

Only recently re-settled, the flame and fire between the Flightwright and Hope is set to flare up again. As word of the "Remember the 62" warcry reached artistic ears, playwrights immediately set to work to bring the tragedy (and news) to the masses.

The respected playwright, Donathan Mayhew, has set quill to parchment and is purportedly "composing the work of a lifetime, filled with the heart of Vadran and the crying-out of the Heartlands...illustrating the bravery of these people..."

Other theatres will put in a bid for the work, though the Hope and Flightwright are expected to be at the forefront of it.

Could a work to honor a tragedy become a tragedy?

OOC: In older times, theatres were the movie theaters and newsrooms of the day. The Alexandrian theatres certainly play a similar role, and provide a vital means to communicate happenstance, circumstance, and debate political issues...as well as general entertainment from nobility to merchant to commoner. The Flightwright and Hope illustrate part of this mix-and-divide, one being similar to a marble statehouse with noble patrons, and the other...more "down to earth." Too, donations from noble patrons (and mercantile) are said to influence some plays produced, though at other times, an artist might truly go "out on the stage."

Variday, Bernfleur 29, 1015

A Warcry Among the Heartlands!

62! It's the new war cry among the Heartlands. At the entrance of Vadran, someone's shoved a sign into the earth with "62" written upon it, the current loss of the Heartlands's small towns and villages to the chaos.

As best they can count. A Sendor vetran, an Arvek, put the sign there after a recent attack left many dead. Without the adventurers there, many more would have perished.

There are mutterings that the small village, and others like it, will petition Alexandria's council.

OOC: For more information on this rumor, contact Ootin, Kravar, Ferawyn, Angrid, Kathryn, or Eligar!

OOC2: This is tied to the meta-arc! A number of you received notices regarding different parts of Alexandria and Alexandros which had begun to erupt. Most areas will be getting worse as our arc heats up. :3

Over time, these sections will 'implode' if not acted upon. When they do, they'll have a direct impact on commerce, trade, and the available of certain goods. This means, among other things, that prices for magic items, and basic items, and possibly even food will increase.

Legwork is open on these rumors, and PrPs.

Whirlpool will be doing another post on this tomorrow (tomorrow or next) with more information on how you can get involved. :) He hasn't been feeling well, so may need a little time.

Gilday, Bernfleur 24, 1015

Troop Movements

Recently, a deatchment of Alexandrian Militia departed from the city to the Red Ridge mountains via airship. They were joined there by a Myrrish detatchment of skyships where they are said to've performed, at least according to rumor, 'military exercises' together. Witnesses report both sets of airship opening fire on a spot somewhere in the mountains.

Tariday, Bernfleur 23, 1015

I've Gnomed More Women...!!!

I've gnomed more tavern wenches than you'll know in a lifetime!!!

Yes, that phrase set off a brawl in the Lower Trades the likes of which hasn't been seen since the Gobber Light Up and Spark pie incident four months ago. A middle-aged gnomish merchant assaulted an oruch chili master and that, they say, is what started it all.

Within seconds, the entire Lower Trades fell into chaos. Witnesses report the events happening swiftly, "Nae, before ya could blink!" according to some (scruffy, stereotypically bearded and kilted khazad-aul men as they hoisted a keg of beer).

Reports from the incident are still trickling in, though afterwards, some adventurers were seen fleeing the scene...

...of the CRIME!

OOC: I grabbed who was IC for this one. :3 Contact Kravar, Shilde, Chloe, Morgrinaar if you'd like to learn more! This ties into the Tenebrae Meta-Plot, the Azure (Cannibal) Queen.

Variday, Bernfleur 22, 1015

Chaos Grows

From an increased number of murders to brigades on the roads and high seas, it's apparent to even the casual traveler that chaos is on the rise. Not the warm, friendly chaos of a good song and dance at the pub, but something of a darker sort.

Different sections of the City are reacting different ways, with a number of them poised on a knife's edge. What this means is, a number of you have received @mails describing events in areas of the City you may know about. How much you know, or what, is up to you and your own tale. However, they are hints of things to come--potentially, without the action of heroes.

If you didn't get one, well. ...perhaps your party of the City hasn't started to implode.

Yet.

Eliday, Bernfleur 7, 1015

Break a Leg

Alexandria loves a good show, but usually it happens within the confines of a stage. Today, the entire Theatre District became a stage of sorts, when the long-bubbling, yet more often than not, festive feud between the Flame's Hope and the Flightwright imploded, leaving several wounded and two dead. Of those among the deceased are notable names from Alexandria's acting troupes--Jaryaith Shogunsinja and Sienn Faelight Fluttershyne, the latter of whom was most notable for her role as Lady Sandiel, in The Fall of Lady Sandiel, a love-tradgey which was performed for the first time just this last spring to city-wide acclaim. The Flightwright was also partially burned as an effect of the incident.

Who is responsible for the incident is not immediately certain, though the Watch reports that investigations are currently underway. Tensions within the district are understandably high, and a number of residents reported uneasily that should things not calm down, they may well pack up and move, relocating to other areas. Worse however, is that a number of nobles appear to have placed at least a temporary "hold" on their sponsorships as a result of the outbursts. Between the two events, it appears as though this year's upcoming performances may be...sparse, unless something is done.

Ceriday, Bernfleur 6, 1015

Tragedy in the Temple District

There was a tragedy today in the Temple District. As many were going about their daily business a young woman hanged herself from the top of the Temple of Althea. Despite the quick intervention of the locals as well as the hearhguards, there was not that could be done from her. Rumors indicate that, before she jumped, she shouted, "It's all for her."

The City Watch began its investigation, during which they were attacked by some sort of undead monstrosity. . Thankfully for those gathered there was a large group of adventurers, not to mention the huge number of clerics, paladins, and more, and they were able to defeat the monstrosity before it could cause more damage, though two unfortunate lives were lost.

It's unknown who summoned the undead, but rumors that a Mul'niessa was heard praising the Shadow Sorceress before the undead attacked. She was later said to be taken into custody.

Gilday, Eatonis 20, 1015

A Rash of Suicides

Recently, there's been a rash of suicides from within Alexandria. They've all taken differnt forms, as one can imagine, but the uptick in them is noticable. Over the last couple of weeks, there has been nearly a dozen, or so it is rumroed, suicides in the city proper. The mourning families of those who've taken their own lives seem to be in a state of shock on matter.

Darker whispers blame demons, ghosts, and the Dark Gods, amongst other things.

Tariday, Eatonis 19, 1015

Nighttime Disturbances

Leaks from the Watch report a commotion from the Dragon's Den the other night. A few suspects were apprehended, though no official word regarding the arrests has been issued. A spokesman says that a statement may be forthcoming. In the meantime, additional Watch have been posted around the Dragon's Den, as well as the general riverside areas. The increased surveillance likely strains the resources of the City, but there's little to be done about it at this time given current events.

OOC: For details, contact Conrad, Jibbom, Zalara, Jibbom, or Jessa ongrid!

Tariday, Eatonis 5, 1015

Limping Back to Shore

The recently released Roslanian Galleon, named the Obsteprous Son, has been towed back to port missing its masts and looking much worse for wear. City officials who'd been aboard the ship for its maiden votage claim that it was damaged in a freak storm and that it will be repaired and refitted and sent back out into the waves as a pride of the Alexandrian mercantile fleet.

The crewmen, on the other hand, are said to be blaming a 'sea monster' for the damage to the ship. Several crewmen did -not- make it back, including the ship's captain and first mate.

Gilday, Pryntar 13, 1015

Unsettling Dreams

It's not the kind of thing that gets talked about too openly, but several people have begun to whisper about the strange dreams they've had lately, or the dreams of those they know. Dreams of deeply violent imagery. The color blue also seems to be a common theme in these dreams.

No doubt this is fueled by the speculation about the so called 'Blue Lady' that has been whispered about for a while now.

Eliday, Vhast 20, 1015

A Happy Announcement!

The Explorer's Guild is pleased to announce the recent action of several of its members in eradicating the recent menace plaguing the Vaersiman Manor. Through intervention of the Guild, deaths have been reduced 100%, ensuring a joyful and romantic getaway spot for all interested newlyweds. Why, the Vaersiman Manor was so inspiring that several of our fine Guild members chose that moment to join together in holy matrimony! Jessa and Vennan Hartose were wed while on assignment and the Guild would like to be the first to announce how happy they are to see that two members have found such happiness in each other while also destroying some dastardly fiends bent on destruction. The groom could not be reached for comment but the bride has announced that all gifts and money may be left at the Ceinaran Temple in her name.

Korday, Vhast 17, 1015

Panic in the Temple District's Great Plaza

Yesterday in the temple plaza there were people running out of the area in panic as an extremely large shadow and disguised demons took on a few adventurers. No one knows how the demons were there in the first place, but it IS known that many of the religious temples worked together to try and take down the shadow that was chasing Lady Sandiel. Lady Sandiel bravely took on the shadow on her own until help arrived, even, at one point, flying up into the air before coming down onto the roof of the Temple of Althaea with a rather loud smack.

Other reports had Munch with three others taking on a group of smaller flying things while the innocent people evacuated, even defeated two of them before one summoned more, who were defeated as well. Helping out The war golem were an oruch woman with drums (who could miss them?), a man with a bow, and a short blonde woman who was reportedly throwing lightning.

Lady Sandiel has reportedly survived her 'temple toss', but people are still looking for her husband (or wife) to tell her spouse what has happened.

OOC: For more rumors and information, please contact Munch, Lash, Elycia, Oates, or Sandy ongrid!

Ceriday Vhast 12, 2015

There's a Bug in my Ale

Word has filtered around that a band of adventurers did help one of the local brewers save his store of ale and other liquid consumables from a pair of giant scorpions that had gotten in from the sewers. Word has gotten around that anyone who might have a basement or cellar or underground storage should be careful lest any more of the carapaced arachnids be spotted.

OOC: For more information on this rumor, contact Zalara, Nadara, Lash, Brolin, or Zarr.

Kesenday, Vhast 11, 1015

The Butcher, Hanged

Near dawn and within sight of the phoenix atop the western gates, a man was hanged. The cannibal. The butcher. His crimes were listed by an official, and dozens of people (including those that helped bring him to justice and a number of priests from various temples) witnessed him hanged. Before the door was dropped, he was heard to scream a stream of gibberish that many are repeating as 'she knows she knows'. Other horrible rumors circulate, most popular among them that when they removed his hood, the Butcher had chewed off his own lips. Still, the whole affair seemed to have gone better than many expected and concluded without interruption.

Eliday Vhast 06, 1015

Ribbeting Times at the Hope

"...practice, just PRACTICE!" one of the proprietors' voice hit that high note when asked about a recent commotion at the Hope Theatre. Just this evening, passers-by in the the Theatre District saw a man being thrown out of the theatre after rounds of screaming were heard inside.

"Just...practice, you know. Practice for a...for the...for the...for the...for Sandy and the Frog Prince!" the man said, though he'd looked pale. Swallowed.

Whatever happened, rumors are flying. The man who'd been thrown from the theatre had a certain look about him, bystanders said, and made signs warding themselves against the legions of the Azure Queen (or among more common parlance, the Azure Terror, the Azure Bitch...and other less flattering terms, and some of them more terrifying).

In completely unrelated news, the Ox has taken to, of late, serving frog stew and battered frog boudin.

OOC: Contact Tavissha, Lash, or Zalara for information on this rumor!

Kesenday Vhast 04, 1015

Partially Completed Rituals

Details are lacking but rumors persist of a wedding held upon the Festival Grounds. The nuptuials were overseen by a Muse, and held between an unnamed invisible giant, and a barmaid. Alcohol is not directly mentioned, but may be assumed.

BrightBlade Svarshan, and Boshter the Arvek Nar were both seen leaving the area. Both deny involvement.

Korday, Vhast 1, 1015

Adventurers Bring in the New Year

As one year passed into the annals of history and a new year arrived the Explorer's Guild sponsored a party of all of the adventurers that get every dirty job in the city done. Be all accounts it was a wild party, there were a couple of brawls and even some sort of Alexandrian Sith'maker chair breaking ritual. One notable chair smasher was strangely absent and her presence was missed. The booze was flowing and very exotic liquor was being served. While most could handle their alcohol no doubt the clerics will be making hangover cures in the morning. To cap the entire event off as the night of the old year turned into the dawn of a new year the skies were alive with bright colors and loud booms. An extremely patriotic display of fireworks could be seen for miles around the city. By all accounts the city is looking up for this next year.

Eliday, Khael 30, 1014

Erroneous Experiment Damages Docks

The wizard who requested Guild of Explorers ruffians to assist him in protecting his testing did not get exactly what he expected as results. The members of the group have been ushered into the Temple of Althea for healing from what has been described by what an eyewitness apothecary reports as "the nastiest jellyfish stings he had ever seen", quoting the size of the jellyfish to be something to the realm of fifty feet across given the size of the stings, adding that they were lucky to survive such things.

The foreman of the dockworkers on shift is exceptionally irate with the testing of this experiment as it has caused ludicrous damage to two of the piers at the Alexandrian harbour, being caused by possibly the same boat. The City Watch claims that nothing out of the ordinary occurred, just that the wizard's ability to control his own magic is highly suspect.

Due to security issues a week and some ago within the Temple, the wizard, the adventurers, nor those tending to them could be reached for comment.

Eliday, Khael 23, 1014

Olyeaux Estate Settled

The estate of the late Lord Olyexau has finally been divided and sold, thanks in part to some adventurers from the Guild. His two feuding sons have been left the fruits (and vegetables) of his love of squash, and apparently have been legally denoted as "dunderheads."

The estate itself, though, was granted to Lord George Brawnson, as per the will. Lord Brawnson is best known for his legendary adventuring exploits, such as feeding a purple worm its own tail and using the resutling ball as the head of a flail to take out an entire squadron of roc aerial cavalry, or the time he convinced a thousand year old dragon to pay him its hoard in exchange to forgo the usual beating.

As Lord Brawnson is currently missing in action, the Brawnson estate has begun the process of reclaiming the overgrown and run-down Olyexau property and restoring it to glory, albeit with a Brawnson touch.

Variday, Khael 10, 1014

Caravan Adds to Inventory

"Whatddya mean I gotta pay a fine??!" the outraged roar could be heard for blocks. Kvnich Snigzof nearly ran afoul of the merchants' guild when word escaped that certain rumors /were/ true. His family was tied to the infamous Fizzlebog, the inventor of the dragonspitter and thunderbelcher.

And the gobbers had swarmed. So had some artificers. Everyone, it seemed, was wanting an autograph.

The City (via the Merchanter's Guild) is wanting him to pay damages. In response, he's added some healing potions to his list, in attempt to gain counter-support from the adventuring community.

OOC: The following items have been added, though they possess the same side effects as the alchemicals (see +bbread 7/18). As folks purchase, I update these +bbposts, so all supply quantities are current. As usual, email me a log of you RPing about the caravan ongrid, and I'll add an additional 5\ discount to the price. :3

The caravan will be leaving in 1 week.

- Lahar

New Items

6x Potions of Cure Light Wounds (37 gold ea.)

4x Potions of Cure Moderate Wounds (225 gold ea.)

4x Potions of Cure Serious Wounds (562 gold ea.)

Korday, Quintoos 29, 1014

A Caravan Arrives!

Amid cheering, screaming, and tales of woe and hand-wringing, the gobber's carravan arrives. It's led by a trio of gobbers of various ages, each claming to be the head of things, though one (Kvnich Snigzof) seems to be the leader of even /them/. A middle-aged gobber in heavy bear-fur, he struts proudly at the caravan's head, atop a great wolf and with a dragonspitter across his shoulder...

And declares the caravan open for business! The caravan spreads across a full quarter of Goblintown, and has quick business by the arvek and oruch, though other races hang back a while, in general. At first.

The caravan is brightly colored, with wheels and cogs and other things. The Snigzofs' great flag flies over it all, a raging wolf with a thunderbelcher held firmly in its jaws. The old crest held a pair of blades, but with the invention of the thunderbelcher, the dragonspitter, the merchant family was quick to adopt.

Maybe they /are/ related...

General Items

2x Belt of Enviable Gobber's Stamina (Con +2) (3,000)

2x Dragonspitter +1 (3,975)

1x Thunderbelcher +1 (available with any of the following enhancements, select one at purchase: Flaming, Lightning, Bane) (8,100)

2x Claws of Attack, Orcish +1 (1744)

2x Spiked Heavy Shield +1 (to the shield, spikes are masterwork, however) (1110)

2x Dire Flail +1 (1793)

1x Sword of the Planes (16,737)

3x Goggles! Goggles of Minute Seeing (1,875)

3x Goggles! Goggles of Night (9,000)

2x Lenses! Lens of Detection (2,625)

1x Instant Fortress! (41,250)

1x Robe of Blending (6,300)

2x Scarab of Golembane (1,875)

2x Sustaining Spoon (never leave your labratory again!) (4,050)

2x Wand of Detect Secret Doors (563)

Scrolls

3x Titan Fist (19)

2x Blur (113)

2x Darkvision (113)

1x Protection from Arrows (113)

2x Protection from Energy (Fire or Lightning only) (282)

3x Protection from Law (19)

2x Repair Light Damage (19)

2x Repair Moderate Damage (113)

2x Repair Serious Damage (282)

3x Dispel Magic (282)

2x Displacement (282)

3x Force Punch (282)

2x Stinking Cloud (282)

2x Tongues (282)

2x Water Breathing (282)

2x Detonate (525)

Alchemicals

All alchemicals are available! The cost for any is at 75\.

However, while the items work, the user may experience additional effects. Whenever an alchemical item which is applied to the skin or imbibed is used, the user should roll 1d6:

1-2: Nothing

3-4: The PC grows an unusual color for the next 24 hours or until dispelled

5: Tongue-tied for the next half hour as your tongue attempts to swap to "gobber-speak"; does not affect spell-casting but no one can understand what you say.

6: Suffer a mild case of Goblin Twitch for the next half hour. Shiny things become of slight interest, especially if of a technical nature.

All effects stack.

Tariday, Quintoos 27, 1014

Strange Sildanyari Rituals

Word whips through the streets like a whippoorwill. Sandy! The Shrew! Married!

A hoax! A lie!

But the rumors persist. Refuse to be put down.

Others claim they saw the sildanyari with another (they assume it's male, so difficult to tell with the pointy-eared) heading towards a jewelry shoppe. Or discussing one.

A mage comes forward and swears he was hired to whisk the two away to a secret, unbeknown beach locale!

Scandal! Lies! Hoax!

...but. What if it's TRUE???

Statements from Steel Von Ironblood have yet to be collected.

A Small Ad in Various Alexandrian Newspapers

In various newspapers that do exist, the Lady Sandiel takes out a small ad. It says:

"I am not married. I am not getting married. THAT IS ALL."

No doubt this will do nothing to help stomp out any speculation. It's too amusing to too many.

More Ads Taken Out!

Mikilos Mithralla is still single. There are postings of this, placed where the elf's usual business flyers go. Single. Any rumors to the contrary are false, and any details into the matter unimportant. And any delegations of inquiry from his family are really unnecessary and please please just go back home....

Variday, Quintoos 26, 1014

A Gobber Caravan

"So I says to him, I--heh. Jorgiz Bottleworsher, ya make a better impression ah listenin if yer ears weren't half-folded across't yer--"

"Aaaaauuuggghh!!"

"--an yer weren't hoppin mad, an--"

"AAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!!"

"--an with steam comin outcher either side of yer fa--"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"

"Well Taara's Hairy Eye, Jorg, what is it?"

"THEY. ARE. COMING! THEY! EVERYTHING I HAVE--"

"They? Who they?"

"THE SNIGZOF!" and with this final yell, Jorgiz screams to the sky, his gobber-ears flaring and flapping in incessant rage, before running off, as fast as his bandy-legs can take him.

"Oh," says the older gobber, then shoves a bony finger up his gobber-nose. Scratches around. "Well, that'd do it." And, scratching at his handsomely warty gobber-bum (he was quite the looker in his day), the older gobber bends down to lift up the scrap of paper dropped from the other gobber.

The Alexandrian Tribune article reads:

The Family Snigzof are headed to Alexandria, bringing tales of unimaginable fortune, daring adventure! The arrival causes a mixture of unrest and anticipation among the merchanter and adventuring population. As a precaution, the Watch has commandeered mages from the Society to enforce "fire-suppression" in Goblintown during the arrival.

The Snigzof caravan is expected to arrive within days, just in time for Yule. It will bear goods from the wonders (and horrors) of the City Clank. The news has Goblintown in an uproar, as the family is well-known, and other merchants scrambling for goods...and accusing the Snigizof of piracy.

Not an uncommon claim these days, what with the raids just south of the Tornmawr River...

OOC: Celebrate the holidays with us, Part 2! The caravan will be arriving in days. In the meantime, please include some of the tension in your RP--the merchant houses are generally unhappy with the idea, as a well-known gobber caravan can only bring further chaos to already strained relations (or the Tariens say, much-needed relief to some over-stuffed egos!). Mages have been drafted to watch for fires within Goblintown, and gobbers of course, are putting on their best and fluffing up their warts, hoping to arrange a marriage or two within this illustrious merchant family.

- Lahar

Tariday, Quintoos 13, 1014

Myrrish Baron Seeks Asylum

A Myrrish Baron, one Turilo Psovik, has sought asylum in Alexandria according to leaks from the magistrate's offices that've set the rumor mills amongst Alexandria's upper class a-spinning. He claims to be in grave danger and claims that the recent airship crash he was involved in, in an effort to return home after his father's abdication of his Barony for reasons of 'madness', was an act of sabotage caused by shadowy forces on one side or the other of the current dispute between the heirs to the still unfilled throne of King Serenas.

Alexandria's governing council has yet to hear his petition, but the Baron is in protective custody somewhere in the city. Or so they say.

Gilday, Rhaltaas 17, 1014

Thief Strikes the Petunia

The Petunia's captain expressed pleasure at current sales. "It's not bad," he said, before his brows drew downwards. "Though we had a lad try for the ship the other day. He broke in near some of the crates."

When asked where the "lad" was, the captain made some vague response about local druids, and irritating the wizards of Rune.

Local authorities are looking into the matter, though there seems nothing to report just yet. They are, however, watching the ship's intake of rubber sap, a common ingredient in some polymorph enchantments, in the interests of "adhering more closely with local justice methods."

OOC: +bbread 7/15 is current with supplies left and available. Expect it to stay that way until the ship departs. X) - Lah

Gilday, Rhaltaas 10, 1014

Open Market!

Despite recent attacks, a great whale of a ship, the Petunia, made way into Alexandria's harbor this week. The Petunia sailed all the way from Rune, and bears, it claims, leftover goods from the 5-year chaos on the island that only now is beginning to settle. The recently-founded wizard's parliment (who spend much of their time arguing various points and sundry, as is the way of proper wizardry), has licensed the Petunia to place these items for sale, either as a charity, for funds, to defund a political opponent, or...who the hell knows why wizards do anything anymore?

2x Headbands of Vast Intellect +2 (3,000 gp ea)

3x Potion of Haste (560g ea)

2x Scroll of Fly (280g ea)

1x +1 Flaming Battleaxe (6,250g ea)

2x Scroll of Heroism (280g ea)

1x +1 Platemail of Light Fortification (4,240g ea)

1x +2 Bec-de-Corbin (6,200g ea)

2x Wand of Mage Armor (560g ea)

2x Wand of Enlarge Person (560g ea)

2x +1 Light Crossbow (1,750g ea)

2x Gray Bag of Tricks (2,550g ea)

5x Universal Solvent (35g ea)

5x Soveriegn Glue (1,800g ea)

5x Alchemical Grease (3g ea)

5x Bloodblock (19g ea)

?x An unknown number of stylish wizarding hats, robes, and accoutrements

The Petunia will be in dock for the next two weeks before sailing on to other parts of Ea. Please +request to staff with your interest.

Variday, Rhaltaas 10, 1014

Word has recently leaked on the street that the man who tried to poison Steel Von Ironblood (Aka Jibbom) has been moved by the magistrates into 'protective custody' of some kind. He's been taken out of the dungeons and moved *someplace* less known.

Eliday, Daeshen 30, 1014

The lastest news is that a ship ran aground at one of the Lighthouses that dot the coast of the Alexandros region. Investigators found that some sort of creatures had murdered the lighthouse keeper with intent to cause catastrophes at sea. This continues the trend of strangeness at sea that's been plagueing the region.

Armed soldiers have now taken the island over and secured it, and other such lighthouses are now being fortified and protected from attack even more carefully than they were before. This is at significant expense, but clearly a necessary precaution now.

OOC: For rumors and general info, follow-up with: Constantin, Angrid, Vennan, Jessa, Munch, Quint and Mako

OOC: See Craft for details!

Kesenday, Daeshen 28, 1014

The Braggart's Cup was awarded to one Emir Zalaahd, eventually, but it was something else that occurred that caught most everyone's attention.

The story is that one Steel Von Ironblood was poisoned by someone in the midst of the festivities. While quick thinking preserved his life, the poisoned was said to've escaped...at least initially.

Rumors also say that the guard and several of the mercenaries present for the Bragging Rights night were seen at the docks, arresting a man who was trying to escape on a skiff.

Korday, Daeshen 27, 1014

Dragon in the Marketplace?

Frantic rumors are circulating that a DRAGON landed in the middle of the MARKET DISTRICT today! It seems to be in conjunction with a little shop called Sunwall Arms, which creates personalized weapons that, by all accounts, seem to be EXCELLENT at dragonslaying. (Sales projected to jump at least 15%!)

OOC: For rumors and general info, follow-up with: Jibbom, Donk, Spike, Teppus, Ormarr, or Achala!

Gobber Arrested!

AS a result of some sort of undisclosed 'act of terrorism', a Bludgunni goblin was arrested outside the city in connection with a failed attack on the Wayfarer's Inn. Apparently, he was seeking revenge on Alexandria for its role in Bludgun's defeat in the War on Sendor.

He is now awaiting trial in the Alexandrian dungeons.

OOC: For rumors and general info, follow-up with Abrahil, Ellerela, Myrana and Mikilos.

Gilday, Daeshen 26, 1014

INFERNUS

One fine morning, a shopowner on the docks found his window shattered. He walked inside with trepidation and found its interior ransacked, along with a large banner draped across one wall that is said to've read:

"INFERNUS. WE'RE CALLING YOU OUT! YOU WON'T KNOW WHEN! YOU WON'T KNOW WHERE! BUT IT'S COMING!!!"

Of course, the shop owner said that this had a lot more spelling errors in it and being a clerk he had the time to correct them and have it make sense. Mostly.

Whoever this Infernus is, though, he appears to've made some enemies. The shopkeeper just wishes he didn't have anything to do with it.

Tariday, Daeshen 25, 1014

Fernwood Pub Home to Unusual Event

The poor Fernwood Pub.

Whenever will its indignities end? Tonight, everyone was enjoying their nice meals and some boy comes in and, well... he hands his cat to that crazy lady that's always talking to the trees and the cat just starts having kittens right there at meal time. A very inopportune time for the Fernwood's denizens -- some of which left the establishment rather than see all that while they were trying to eat.

OOC: For rumors and general info, follow-up with Leisel, Quint, Umien, Ellerela, or Achala.

Variday, Daeshen 24, 1014

Pirates Infighting

In the latest round of rumors and gossip, it seems that the pirates that have been plaguing Alexandria's waters have taken to infighting amongst themselves. Word is that there was a break down at one of the infamous pirate parleys and as such they aren't coordinated like they used to be.

That said, even with the pirates being less of a threat, ship disappearances are still happening with alarming regularity. The Alexandrian navy has stepped up patrols of the waters and that does seem to have had a deterrent effect, to some degree, but now one or two *navy* vessels have gone missing.

Needless to say, this is of a concern to merchants everywhere. Sea travel is dangerous enough as it is, after all, and this is raising tensions between the Airship Sailors and their sea-traveling cousins as they compete for contracts.

The government is beginning to put price controls in place to ensure there's not a repeat of the price-gouging that happened last year during the 'false mists'.

OOC: For rumors and general info, follow-up with Aenyn, Jibbom, Donk, Emir, Kilian, or Ormarr ICly

Ceriday, Daeshen 22, 1014

Teresa

Her name was Teresa.

Few figures mark the center of a tragedy so well as a small child. Teresa, a young girl of twelve was slain this evening in the dualy-guarded space between two rival houses. A group of adventurers found her slain, most of her face missing by an attack of an unnatural creature.

As the Watch conducts its search and the Mourners prepare her body, those of Tradition and those of Artifice accuse one another over how the creature was let into Sage Orum's Plaza, though the Watch has named no one officially...

...or even if there was a murder.

Or an accident.

As of this time, no one is certain. As a consequence, tensions will remain higher between the two groups, though this is not expected to last. The heads of both organizations have been engaging in a public, joint effort to address the mess left behind, which has had some impact.

The family of the girl, who are tied to the river-merchants, could not be reached for comment.

OOC: For rumors and general info, follow-up with Jibbom, Sonja, Saevrinimata, or Zalara ICly.

Korday, Daeshen 13, 1014

Limited Edition

In recent days a new line of collectable plush toys have been seen around the city, often in the hands of small children, but on occasion held tightly by an adult Collector. The source of these toys is uncertain, but rumors persist of a laughing wizard handing them out at the orphanage. Rare, but occasionally posted flyers detail some of the options.

Bane of Night:

Dashing adventure abounds with this wondrous plushie! Based on the local hero, this plush item has authentic features and wardrobe modeled after the real Bane of Night! (Additional Wardrobe pieces not included.) Squeeze the belly to hear real quotes!

"Steel von Ironblood, Bane of Night!"

"Have at thee, foul beast!"

"Now now ladies, settle down!"

BrightScale of Am'shere:

Delightfully soft and adorably squishable, this popular plush is based upon another local hero. Hand dyed armor and tabbard are made from all natural fibers, guaranteed to last years of playtime! (Swiftclaw Riding Accessory not included.) Squeeze the belly to hear real quotes!

"......mmm."

".....ah."

"....."

Lady Sandiel:

A wildly popular model based upon the true lady of Alexandria, this plush comes with extended wardrobe and bustle. Delux hips and blunt objects come standard! Squeeze the belly (carefully) to hear real quotes!

"What do you want?"

"How'd you get in here?"

"Get that damn ---! outta my face!"

Donk:

The sheer awesome which is Donk cannot be contained in plush form. We're sorry.

OOC: See Mikilos for rumor details.

Tariday Daeshen 4, 1014

The Spell Canon

Once, Alexandros had a weapon.

This weapon, the Planar Disjunction Cannon, was of Kulthian design. While how it was built is one lost art amongst many, what it did was unleash a great torrent of energy powerfful enough to ccut a swath of destruction across the land and to destroy enemiy ships, armies... or floating fortresses.

Indeed, the last time the Cannon was used was during the Illuminated Order War, where it was fired at the floating fortress Merkabah which was then brought low. This lead to the defeat of the supposed Kulthian remnants that lead this force, but it was not without cost. The Spell Cannon itself was then targeted by a direct exposure to the Elemental Plane of Earth -- which turned the complex in the Red Ridge Mountains itself into stone and unleashed numerous earth elementals into the countryside. While this thread has since been neutralized, the complex itself remains useless and transformed, with little being done about it.

Until now, anyways. With the increasing threat of piracy and more, the City Council of Alexandria has announced that it intends to seek a way to reclaim the Spell Cannon so that it can be revived and once again serve as a detrrent and weapon against those who threaten the fair city of Alexandria and its allies. Researchers from the local societies of Engineers and Wizrds have been called in to study the problems. Solutions are being devised.

Or say they say.

OOC: See Whirlpool for rumor details.

Korday, Daeshen 06, 1014

Summer Flu

A summer flu has broken out amongst the denizens of lower Alexandria.

People are flocking to the Soldier's Defense hospital for treatment and the Hearthguards are doing their best, with help from the other churches, to contain the outbreak before it actually takes any lives. The illness is not particularly serious and runs its course after a day or two, though takes a little longer for the elderly and the children.

If you're a cleric, you've probably got your hands full.

Kesenday, Callem 31, 1014

Demon Among the Quills

A demon ruptured the nominal quiet of Quill's Repose this evening. Leaping onto the Lady Octavia's circulation desk, the demon revealed itself before beginning to set the place on fire. It spoke in a searing, unearthly tongue, though witnesses were able to make out the words, "Wrong!" though little else.

Two adventurers, who were visiting the Repose, stepped forward as the creature began to wreck the place. Working together, the paladin and a mage subdued the creature with heroic blows. The mage declared the beast was on its way to summoning more of its kind just as the final blow was rendered.

Cleanup will take some time; the damage is still being ascertained, though it is minimal compared to what it might have been. Wilder theroies suggest the demon is a cause of Taara's anger at being left out of the new Society's building. Others, however, suggest the demon itself was just spiteful enough to enact the terror it caused. "It could have been angry over a library fine," one magi suggested.

OOC: For rumors and general info, follow-up with Sonja or Mikilos ICly.

Ceriday, Callem 11

Jailhouse Bar and Grill!

The Jailhouse Bar recently had another fantastic evening of violent entertainment with one of their famous 'Fight Nights'. Some battles were long, some were short, but all of them were entertaining as rowdy bloodsport went on throughout the night. Victorious fighters included Kalkorth, Conquerer of the North, Angrid the Angry, Gragnar the Growler, Katja the Crusher, and Munchy the Golem. All triumphed against a variety of oddball opponents.

While the fights were entertaining, all agree that the show was stolen by the fight announcer: Steel Von Ironblood, Bane of the Night. All in attendance were greatly impressed at how the dashing and handsome halfling's running commentary added an entirely new dimension of entertainment to the proceedings. This according to Jibbom Taribree, who is quite happy to discuss this subject at length.

Gilday, Callem 15

Jibbom of the Mighty Thews!

The latest word on the street is that Steel Von Ironblood has displayed great feats of strength. Why, he even beat a tall Arvek Nar in an armwrestling contest! After this, he magnanimously declared that he'd buy everyone around him free ale.

The Arvek Nar declared him to be 'Steel Von Ironthews'.

No, really.

Tariday Aestry 31

Getting Together for a Hunting Expedition

Rumor has it that some golem smith is getting folks together for an expedition for materials, and has been spreading instructions for interested parties to meet him at his shop. Which golem, and which shop? Look man, I can't tell them apart, how many Golems with a store can there be?

Eliday Aestry 15

Whorls of Aether

Another day of peaceful worship has been interrupted by out of control magicks at the Temple Square. Half-drowned out by the raucous afternoon worship of the Tarienites, a handful of adventurers all but exploded in a brilliant flash of green light what devoured all by two of their number; a llyanesi arcanist and a Xian pugilist. Rumor has it that a giant bug of sorts appeared right before they all vanished.

OOC: See Halani, Jibbom or Mikilos ICly for further details

Gilday Firetide 27

Did You Hear??

Did you hear about Donk Yauti? Apparently he's some kind of king, or an heir apparent...I don't know, he's destined for some kind of throne. Some people were talking about him in the tavern. A gnomish cavalier... I know, I saw him dragging that gaggle of orphans along behind him, singing about him. They must know something we don't, because apparently he toppled a kingdom! And not just any kingdom, but one that was conspiring against Alexandria itself! ...where? Somewhere underground, I think. Enemies of House Brache.

You don't know House Brache? Well, they were only one of the foremost secretive houses standing against the Sorceress Altima, at great risk to themselves! Yeah, heroes, yeah.

Speaking of heroes, did you see that game of Tarienball? I'm not sure what to make of that...

Variday Firetide 18

Strange Dancers

Quite a few people are speaking of seeing something quite strange, but all of them have close to the same account of what happened.

In the light of the full moon, a strange dancer can be seen on the rooftops of a few buildings. Those that actually get more than a passing glance see the strange flowing dance of the veiled dancer, before the dancer disappears from sight. None have gotten a good and clear look at this dancer, but most have put it upon the strange practices of the upcoming Sky Dancers Song holiday that is coming up. (by Moonshadow)

Ceriday Firetide 17

Tarien's Miracle

As usual, rumors are circulating the taverns. Less usual? Their subject. Apparently, Tarien decided to bestow a 'holy miracle' upon the people of Alexandros. While most got a good giggle out of it, most of the participants are... irritated.

"The 'miracle' involved Spikington McChairFoe, beloved so-called 'saint' of the carpenter's guild and Greta. Apparently, an altercation near the fountain in the temple square happened when the insane golem was apparently 'provoked' by a trio of poo-flinging monkeys. Then more monkeys showed up, gilded in gold, a sure sign of Tarien's favor. Then? Then Greta showed up. Waiting for the really strange part of the story?"

"What's that? You mean that wasn't the strange part!?"

"Nope. See, when Greta showed up and ordered everyone involved arrested, including the monkeys... Spike took a hostage. That is, she took a monkey hostage. Then, to top it all off, she double-crossed a gnome or halfling or somethin' who offered himself in a hostage exchange, and ran off to hide INSIDE the Daeusite temple."

"Man. I don't know who's got it worse... Spike, who's no doubt cooling her heels in a cell... or the Watch who have to spend a whole night with Spike."

"Yeah. That lucht is calling it a miracle of Tarien."

Ceriday Firetide 09

Illothian Fallout

It's little surprise when rumors spread through the city that the Illothan 'announcement' resulted in (at least) one death. Details are vague and while there must have been more than a few witnesses present it seems as if no one wants to talk at length about it.

One of the Illothan acolytes--or perhaps a man by the name of Ted (who may actually be an acolyte)--fell to black magics, assault by the watch, divine retribution, or adventurer intervention in the middle of their announcement. The contents of the announcement are as variable as there are districts in this city but the two dominant threads propose either defection from the cult or the exposure of several, individual cells of worship dedicated to other dark gods.

The Watch, the Altheans, and the Vardamans are said to be involved (and maybe those new-fangled Serrielites and the followers of Daeus as well).

Details are lacking.

Eliday Firetide 03

A Contest Won

A contest was held at the Armsmaster Arena this prior evening -- a contest in which a chest had to be pried from deep within a pit of mud. Typically, many contestants became involved and it descended into a free for all before long -- though one individual had to be pried from the melee by Official Spikington Chairfoe, designated enforcer by the Angorites, for 'improper magic use'.

The eventual winner was a dwarf known only as 'Thaim'. He came to possess the Braggart's Beer Mug, which entitles him to the occasional free alcoholic drink at participating establishments.

Second place went to a fellow by the name of Conrad, who won the 'Running Away Boots', for displaying a considerable deal of intelligence and perception in spotting a second, concealed chest in the pit and escaping with it unnoticed.

All in all, everyone involved seem to have a good time, even if they got extremely muddy.

Kesenday, Hattanan 25

Bees a-buzzin'

With the recent announcement regarding Alexandria's construction upgrades, work crews are now a common sight, with pockets of them being spotted all over the city. A majority have congregated around the higher portions of the city's east. It seems the plan is for them to work their way from the top down, not unlike the way a sculptor would shape a block of marble.

Crews of laborers coming from all stripes can be seen working together under Khazad oversight. This is with the assistance of the First Blarite Engineers, skilled Arvek Nar who have been loaned to the city under the terms of the treaty with the city-state of Blar. While there are occasional tensions, most are simply happy for the work and the mass labor necessary for the project is providing a nice local boost to the economy that merchants from all over seem to be thrilled with. The already bustling city is a-buzz with all this new activity, and both the taverns and market squares are experiencing a level of jovial rowdiness unseen until recently.

In short: So far, so good.

Variday, Hattanan 07

Groups of khazad are being spotted around the city. These khazad appear to be taking measurements of various locations, escorted by city guard. They meet with merchants and the heads of temples, and fierce arguments, debates take place in angry whispers. Even stranger, they appear to be in communication with a number of Blarite, arvek nar engineers and their counterpart architects among the Alexandrian populace. Something big, some sort of building project, is on the horizon, and prayers to Reos are accordingly on the rise.

Moreover, airships loaded with masonry and timber are arriving from various destinations and orders to local quarries have tripled. Stone is being stockpiled as government coffers, swollen by the recent increases in trade, are now paying out to purchase supplies for an as-yet unannounced project.

Gilday, Bernfleur 25

Now, an even *larger* and entire cadre of Arvek Nar from Blar has arrived in the city. While they aren't saying what they're up to, they *did* arrive by airship and most of them seem to be, or say they are, veterans of the First Blar Engineering regiment. Many of them are recognizable to veterans of the Sendor War for their talents with building and fortifications and relentless and well organized drive.

Something is up when this sort of work force arrives, but it isn't clear what projects they might be working on.

Tariday, Benfleur 17

Another foreign dignitary has now arrived today! This time, greeted warmly once more by city officials, one Khazad straight from Dun Moridin, said to be a member of Clan Masterbuilder.

The ruling council of Alexandria is clearly up to something, though there's little indication just yet of what it is. Time will tell what the arrival of these dignitaries portends.

Korday, Bernfleur 12, 1014

An Arvek General Arrives!

Today, an airship arrived at the docking stations with the symbol of Blar upon its bow. Disembarking were numerous Arvek Nar soldiers dressed in their colorful uniforms, escorting someone who is rumored to be one of the leading generals from the military-ruled city-state that's allied itself with Alexandria. What reason he has for being here is as yet unknown, but it's more than likely for the purpose of high level negotiations. The numerous Arvek Nar soldiers that have come along can be found in the city, drinking heavily and otherwise orangeing it up.

Gilday, Bernfleur 11, 1014

A magical confrontation

Overheard in a pub, and onward, "So, did you hear they blew up the Fernwood last night?"

The half-elven bartender passes by, drying a mug, saying "You're *in* the Fernwood, Tarn, what'd I tell you about staying off the gnomish stuff?"

"It's a special occasion!" The drunken fellow protests, "The Fernwood's been blown up! So I had a little something!"

Tarn's mustachoied friend clarifies, for a third patron, "I believe my esteemed cohort is in referral to the events here this past Variday night," he says, with a deep, airy tone of pretention, "where this fine stablishment was qute nearly destroyed in a duel of the wizardly arts. If I mistake her not, the lovely and fame-ified Mistress Gelfure, who'd been accosted by a black-clad magician from Rune, doubtless some dispute about the finer points of the magico-arcane arts. Fortunately, a sister of the most blessinged order of the Hearthguard interpostured...

"She was four feet tall!" Tarn interjects, gesticulating with a whacking motion, "With a ruler! Wasn't she, Knavel? "

The mustachioed fellow looks impatient a moment, and continues, "Be that as it may, my intoxibated friend, it was a disaster barely avertified, and a brassy piece of clericking on the young devotionary's part, if I may say. Unfortunately, I had an urgent appointment elsewhere... Needless to say, all's not well in the realm of magitocracy."

Tariday, Bernfleur 03, 1014

A New Partnership

It began in the battle-scarred land of Sendor.

Centuries of racial animus and entrenched positions waged until none are left standing. Months of preperation going into a single day of battle where only one can emerge to claim the title of 'Hottest Chili In The Land'.

We refer, of course, to the now infamous Oruch-Khazad chili cookoff. Another one has been scheduled and its date will soon be fast approaching. Oruchs and Khazad have been hard at work, trying their damndest to conjure up the hottest combinations they possibly can to put them to the test against all who dare take up the challenge of trying one.

What's unusual, though, is that recently, Kembar Mudslogger, a wealthy scion of one of the Khazad Trade Houses that has begun the process of opening a station for his House in Alexandros, has recently been seen with what can only be described as his counterpart amongst the Oruchs, one by the name of Krevik, a member of Clan Drum Reaver.

The two have been said to've struck an unlikely friendship and were recently seen together at the Guild of Explorers. Apparently, they've gone into business with each other. What this portends remains to be seen, but it clearly has something to do with the cookoff.

Or at least that's the -rumor- anyways.

Variday, Eatonis 26, 1014

Reports out of the Red Ridge Mountains indicate that a volcanic eruption is disrupting trade and agriculture in that area. Its /entirely/ uncharacteristic, but nonetheless the reports remain.

They're followed by reports that ashfall, while light, is starting to threaten newly-recovering crops. Intermixed with these reports are others, more outlandish and less-believed, about winged horrors in the sky that come with the ash.

Tariday, Eatonis 20, 1014

The elderly owner of the alchemist shop has put in a report with the guard. Rumor has it that a half-elf and a stubby little gobber have wreaked havoc on his store, destroying precious merchandise and beating feet before they could be caught. The half-elf called herself 'Melon,' which is obviously a codename of some kind. City guard urges citizens to be safe, and stay wary of persons of ill-repute! And should you have any information regarding these persons, it would be well-appreciated.

Tariday, Eatonis 13, 1014

Recent travellers from the Empire of Charn indicate that trouble struck the city of Aby'ssa not long ago. A host of demons was said to've attacked the city center and was defeated by the brave forces of the Black Dragon Army. The claim is that this attack was caused by 'traitorous servants of the so-called 'Platinum Dragon. The priests of Maugrim, enraged by this, have redoubled their efforts to stamp out every trace of uncontrolled demonic influence in Charn. Word of purges has already begun.

Additionally, a seperate rumor indicates that the government of Charn has now placed a bounty on the so-called scourge of Versus, the sorcerer known only as 'Asumit' for having some sort of role of this. Apparently, he is not making any friends anywhere. Charn has indicated that they believe the 'insurgents operating in the name of the Platinum Dragon' behind this have stooped to allying with this figure. That propaganda might work in Charn, but pretty much everyone outside of the Empire's reach seems relatively sure that that is an absurdity.

Variday, Pryntar 06, 1014

Solis calls the white knight down

pure of heart to protect our town.

The Sly One tricks and white knight falls

and our town burns by Deceivers' thrall.

The rhyme has grown popular with children almost overnight. Urchins chant it in the alleyways of the western districts as they skip to and fro, clap hands, or toss rocks. Powder monkeys and cabin boys do their duties to the simple rhythm around the docks. The Castle and Noble districts remain free of it by merit of the school marm's switch and the stern looks and hard palms of nannies. Parents around the city wish they could get their hands on the ill mannered 'fugee child that brought such filth into their fair city but tracing these things back to their source is all but impossible.

Kids these days.